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Sugar doesn't even sound like a flirty word, my first instinct is a motherly woman being friendly. Correct, sugar is used at least once per conversation with a stranger by any friendly, rural woman from the south who is over 40 years old.
Reminds me of having lunch at a barbeque joint. If you're ever feeling blue in the south, go put some hot meat in your mouth. I'm southern, and I call most of my friends sweetie. I'm also a gay guy, who definitely looks straight, so it throws off random people near me.
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No wonder I got thrown out of the bar that time for sucking on the barmaids shirt! Is the coffee machine a 56 year old waitress named Delores working at a roadside diner in a small town just off the interstate? Is it weird that the sugar retroactively made this sound Southern in my head? All I can think shwpard is Rogue from the X-men Cartoon. Day 79 without sex - The machines have started flirting with me but ain't gonna lie that metalwork starting to look pretty hot.
Just read it in an older black lady's voice. They use "Suger" Wife wants hot sex Allamuchy-Panther Valley same Married woman looking sex South Ayrshire I use "Brother" or cowboys use "Partner".
Just read this in her voice. When I hear someone say sugar I get a happy sweet feeling inside. But when I look at the word sugar all I see is the name of a barbarian. Pretty sure your coffee machine is just a older heavyset southern woman taking your order in a little dirty diner at around ehepard.
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